ooc;

okay i’m getting sleepy

;u; sorry cel

Nope

hellfirepyro:

boomrightontarget:

hellfirepyro:

boomrightontarget:

hellfirepyro:

I’M SORRY.

IT’S TOO LATE TO APOLOGIZE

THE HATE TRAIN HAS LEFT THE STATION

B-BUT—

NOPE, TRAINS CAN’T DO U-TURNS, ROB

NO GOING BACK NOW, BRO

NUH UH.

-crosses his arms defiantly-

AAAAHHHHH RRROOOOBBB NOOOO

ROOB I THOUGHT WE WERE BFFS

I SPENT ALL MY CRACK MONEY ON THAT DIAMOND RINNGGG

STOP CRYING

I’M SUPPOSED TO BE CRYING

AND I STILL HAVE IT

DON’T WORRY

(Source: thezombiepyro)

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Rob, you’re stupid

hellfirepyro:

I NEVER GOT TO FLY WITH YOU

OH SHUT UP

THEY’LL GROW BACK, GEEZ

Or I can take you out on my flying carpet

Take me flying on anything

(Source: thezombiepyro)

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Nope

hellfirepyro:

boomrightontarget:

hellfirepyro:

I’M SORRY.

IT’S TOO LATE TO APOLOGIZE

THE HATE TRAIN HAS LEFT THE STATION

B-BUT—

NOPE, TRAINS CAN’T DO U-TURNS, ROB

NO GOING BACK NOW, BRO

NUH UH.

-crosses his arms defiantly-

(Source: thezombiepyro)

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Nope

hellfirepyro:

I’M SORRY.

IT’S TOO LATE TO APOLOGIZE

THE HATE TRAIN HAS LEFT THE STATION

B-BUT—

(Source: thezombiepyro)

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Rob, you’re stupid

hellfirepyro:

YEH

Yeah

A few nights I got angry and I sawed them off

With a box cutter

I think they’re growin back but

They are not here at the moment

I NEVER GOT TO FLY WITH YOU

(Source: thezombiepyro)

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Nope

hellfirepyro:

boomrightontarget:

hellfirepyro:

ROB I CAN’T STOP THINKIN ABOUT NNIIPPLEEEESSSS

I touch Elliot’s nipples while he’s sleeping.

Isn’t that technically rape

Not if we’re married.

Which we are.

And then I wake him up with sex.

I HATE YOU, ROBERT.

YOU MAKE MY LOVE LIFE VERY SAD ABOUT ITSELF.

I’M SORRY.

(Source: thezombiepyro)

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Rob, you’re stupid

hellfirepyro:

Oh Rob that reminds me

Remember those wings I showed you?

YEH

(Source: thezombiepyro)

27 notes

Nope

hellfirepyro:

ROB I CAN’T STOP THINKIN ABOUT NNIIPPLEEEESSSS

I touch Elliot’s nipples while he’s sleeping.

Isn’t that technically rape

Not if we’re married.

Which we are.

And then I wake him up with sex.

(Source: thezombiepyro)

23 notes

Rob, you’re stupid

hellfirepyro:

boomrightontarget:

hellfirepyro:

DON’T SAY ‘IF’.

WHAT IF I DIED RIGHT HERE, RUBE?

WHAT WOULD YOU DO, RUBE?

DON’T SAY THAT—

CEL.

STOP IT.

IF YOU KEEP SAYING THAT I MIGHT DO SOMETHING HORRIBLE TO YOUR BODY. I MIGHT PUT YOU IN DONNY’S BOX.

That’s kinky

(Source: thezombiepyro)

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